Longest Jail Sentence

I was checking out one of my favourite sites earlier, ThatsWeird.Net. I found a mind blowing article on there, about some longest jail sentences. I am going to copy and paste parts of the article. My comments are in red.

The longest jail sentence passed was in the United States - 10,000 years for a triple murder. Dudley Wayne Kyzer was jailed for 10,000 years by a court in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1981 for murdering his wife. He was then sentenced to two life terms for murdering his mother-in-law and a college student.

Let me get this straight. This freak is gonna spend 10,000 years in the slammer for murdering three people? Talk about accumulating some serious karma. I guess this means he'll have to spend the next 1000 lives or so in the slammer too. If he is slapped with 10,000 years for killing three people, I hate to know how many years Josef Stalin or Adolf Hitler reincarnated are gonna spend in the slammer. Probably the next million years or so?

In 1994 Oklahoma rapist Darron Bennalford Anderson received a 2,200-year jail sentence. When he appealed and won a new trial, he was convicted again and resentenced to more than 90 additional centuries behind bars - including 4,000 years each for rape and sodomy, 1,750 years for kidnapping, 1,000 years for burglary and robbery, and 500 years for grand larceny.

Who did Mr. Anderson rape and sodomize to get slapped with a 4,000 year sentence? The Queen? First lady? Madonna? Who did he kidnap to get himself 1,750 years? The Brangelina kids? And 1,000 years for burglary and robbery, 500 years for grand larceny- so what did he do, break into the White House and take it with him? He must have done some pretty serious damage to some "important" people to be slapped with all of that! Damn! Oh wait this gets even better. Read on.

In July 1997, the state Court of Criminal Appeals held that the grand larceny charge was double jeopardy on the robbery conviction and thus dismissed it. So the court cut Anderson's sentence by 500 years, speeding up his release date to the year 12,744! Oh so he got off easy as a result. He'll be released in 12,744? Is there gonna be such a year? On Earth anyway? Another poor soul having to pay for his deed in many lifetimes to come. What a mess he got himself into!